Tuesday, February 15, 2011

She said WHAT??!! #1

Participants:
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ladyfriend123, britamcsheffery

Messages:
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ladyfriend123: He has devil eyes. So tempting. He just stares at me, silent
britamcsheffery: and you spill your heart
ladyfriend123: What
britamcsheffery: well if he just stares silent, whose doing the talking
ladyfriend123: Me
britamcsheffery: right and you are talking passionately or vaguely
ladyfriend123: Both
britamcsheffery: hm.
britamcsheffery: what are his reactions like.
britamcsheffery: it sounds like you are talking to a third party, which in reality could be good for you.
ladyfriend123: Smiles. Blushes. Grins.
ladyfriend123: Stares
britamcsheffery: he has no bias judgments to make because he doesn't know you.
britamcsheffery: there is no connection so theres no way to be attached.
britamcsheffery: you may have your self a strictly platonic.
ladyfriend123: Ah, the magic word.
ladyfriend123: But those hands. That chin. Mouth. What about all those things? Don't they count?
britamcsheffery: body parts don't talk.
ladyfriend123: Eh, fuck it. They dont
britamcsheffery: nope.
ladyfriend123: Schwing
ladyfriend123: !
britamcsheffery: they speak evil... like hey look at me... im sexy but have no substance.
ladyfriend123: Evil? Sexy without substance is not evil, its....normal
britamcsheffery: its evil.
ladyfriend123: We talk about books. Aspirations. Goals. Meaning
britamcsheffery: in the end it gets you attached, and you're like holy shit what was I doing.
ladyfriend123: Ah, right. Its the eyes. It will only ever be the eyes....
britamcsheffery: i mean barry is starting to lose his substance.
ladyfriend123: Daydreaming, sorry
ladyfriend123: Ah...do tell
britamcsheffery: I just sent him a long email being like... too much repetition need more passion
britamcsheffery: and he was like sorry if we are boring
ladyfriend123: He's being defensive. Its like small dick syndrome.
britamcsheffery: and we aren't boring, and im not a huge talker, unless its about things that interest me.
ladyfriend123: Does he interest you?
britamcsheffery: i know.
britamcsheffery: yes. but i have a low attention span
ladyfriend123: <3 ladyfriend123: Sorry britamcsheffery: ah its okay. im sure we will work through it. ladyfriend123: Do u want to work through it? britamcsheffery: yeah i am really attracted to him. i mean i think hes sexy. i think hes smart. we have a good time. i just need more passion. ladyfriend123: Such as? britamcsheffery: in the bed. britamcsheffery: lacking in the bed. britamcsheffery: hes on top. im on top. britamcsheffery: i havent had an orgasm in a month ish
britamcsheffery: maybe less than a month.
britamcsheffery: but in all fairness ive been having a hard time masturbating too.
ladyfriend123: Why? Stress?
britamcsheffery: hes been rubbing me the wrong the way or something
britamcsheffery: he used to give me the BEST orgasms.
britamcsheffery: I mean fucking awesome cant catch my breath holy shit orgasms.
ladyfriend123: Maybe its time for this to pass. I mean you've only known him for a few months and you're talking like a 50yr old married couple. Maybe your time has "passed". Don't force something bc you're too selfish to let them go
britamcsheffery: now... nothing.
britamcsheffery: i actually make him stop.
britamcsheffery: i say to him.. im not going to come just stop.
ladyfriend123: I haven't orgasmed since the summer of 69' sista...so, ah, yeah.
britamcsheffery: WHAT
britamcsheffery: even by yourself?
ladyfriend123: Yup
britamcsheffery: why
ladyfriend123: Meaningless.
britamcsheffery: why!!!!!!!
britamcsheffery: are you nuts?
ladyfriend123: Its hard to explain
britamcsheffery: i really enjoy masturbating. im going to get a new vibrator today because the one i have is bad
ladyfriend123: Oh my..!
ladyfriend123: Its hard to talk about sex when you don't want it anymore
britamcsheffery: yeah its like this metal silver thing and the vibration hurts my hand.
ladyfriend123: Um. Please stop.
britamcsheffery: my old one was stolen by that girl
britamcsheffery: and i broke the one i bought after that.
britamcsheffery: i need to get my groove back!
ladyfriend123: Ummm yeah. Awkward
britamcsheffery: why?
ladyfriend123: So can we get back to devil eyes? ;)
britamcsheffery: why does it always have to be about you!
britamcsheffery: i am trying to talk about a legit problem i am having too.
ladyfriend123: Got cha!
ladyfriend123: Chill vibrator queen of the "nile"
ladyfriend123: I was joking
britamcsheffery: im on the hunt!
britamcsheffery: i get aggressive when i am sexually unsatisfied.
ladyfriend123: I want to help you. Not physically but mentally.
ladyfriend123: Yeah ya do.
britamcsheffery: or when i feel like i am not satisfying him.
ladyfriend123: I think I should be a nun
ladyfriend123: I use to be so good at oral sex. Man, I miss that.
ladyfriend123: No intention of "downing" your man, just saying
britamcsheffery: i never really go down on barry. i feel like he just wants to jump right into sex.
ladyfriend123: Um. Yeah. Not good yo...I use to be like that
ladyfriend123: Its the "your part fits with my part" but we know this. What about all the "other" tuff?
ladyfriend123: Stuff
britamcsheffery: he went down on me the other morning, and i was thinking... gee since he hasnt done this in a while i dont think im goignt o come. and i didnt.
britamcsheffery: you cant throw an element of surprise in there like that.
britamcsheffery: especially in the morning.. i mean i was farting in my sleep all night. and now you want to spring down there.
britamcsheffery: he doesnt go front to back. but there is an occasional finger which is okay. all in all there is room for improvement.